Anya wants a little brother or sister, one that she can boss around.
She knows that you need to get married before you can have a baby,
so she wants Melissa and me to get married again.

She came into the kitchen where Mel and I were hugging and said,
"Daddy, you are the Husband, and Mommy, you are the Wife.
So you two can kiss whenever you want.
You can even kiss in the dark if you want to."

She then turned out both kitchen lights.
As she backed out of the kitchen, pulling the kitchen door closed, she said,
"You guys turn the lights on when you're done."

December 5, 2005